January 2012
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Martin: Fuck you, I won a BAFTA.
Person: Yeah but so did The Only Way Is Essex
Martin:
Person:
Martin:
Person: Where did you get that chainsaw
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
cute girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN
A: Da—
H: THAT I EVER KNEW
BRAVEST AND WISEST
TWO OF THEM
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